Showing posts with label Chris Henry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Henry. Show all posts

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Who Dun It?

If you think for one second that an NFL player (or more likely someone in his posse) didn't have something to do with the steroid dealer that snitched to the NFL and named names about players he dealt to, winding up with a fucking bullet in his forehead, you are wrong.

I love conspiracies probably more than the average person even, but this is the most obvious hit I've ever seen. You know what else? Goodell will never let this get solved.

There is a 50% chance it was Pacman, a 50% chance it was Chris Henry and a 60% chance it was Odell Thurman. Bryant McKinnie probably deserves a percentage or two as well.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

What are the odds?


If you had asked me before yesterday to name the top 3 least likely NFL WR's to be connected to a shootout, my list would be as follows:


1)Donald Driver

1a) Marvin Harrison

3) Wes WELKAH!

4) Chris Henry....errr.....nevermind


It turns out that Marvin is (very, very allegedly) some kind of urban Rambo. Didn't see that one coming. Next week we are going to find out that my half-brother Eli was fighting Kimbo Slice on the weekends to stay in shape, and that Bill Parcells moved in with his boyfriend.