It is 1947 at the Juice household. That is because we are washing dishes by fucking hand now because our less than 3 year old Frigidaire dishwasher stopped working, because everything Frigidaire makes is a piece of shit. Combining what we purchased when we bought the home, with what came with the home NEW, we had six brand new Frigidaire appliances. We've had to replace/fix THREE of them in less than three years (washer, refrigerator and now the dishwasher). If Frigidaire appliances being shitty were a major league baseball player, they would be in the hall of fame. I guess the bottom line is that Frigidaire licks my hairy, sweaty balls, and I will never buy another one. We were not happy having to wash an entire dishwasher full of dirty dishes by hand last night.
BREW CREW HANGOVER
The Crew suddenly can't hit their way out of a paper bag, and suck. Did losing Weeks really matter that much? I believe that it isn't a coincidence that when they sucked in the beginning of the year, Braun and Fielder didn't hit. Then when they got hot, so did the Crew. Now they suck again, and so do the Brewers.
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Thursday, February 12, 2009
Pass the Popsicles
One quick thing before I begin. I am blatantly stealing the popsicle thing from Bill Simmons, although I only used it because I didn't want to use the word dick in the title to a post. So from here on out, I'm stealing a quote from "Pulp Fiction" which is fair game as far as I'm concerned.
Can we all agree that fans of Marquette maybe shouldn't start sucking eachother's dicks yet? I have to go ahead and admit that I have found a way to dislike Marquette as I have matured as a human being, and realized that rooting for UW and Marquette is like rooting for the North and the South in the civil war. I've long since picked my side, so I'm sure people are going to accuse me of hating on Marquette just for the sake of doing so. Fuck those people. Marquette can't really claim to be a "national title contender" at this point. Their schedule doesn't justify it. I think Marquette is good. And they are fairly entertaining to watch. But before we start sucking eachother's dicks, lets look at facts. The Good: 20-4 overall and 9-2 in a brutal Big East. The Bad: who have they played and beaten, really? There best wins are arguably not all that great, and almost entirely at home. The only wins over teams that will probably get into the tournament are: at home against Wisconsin, Villanova, West Virginia and MAYBE Georgetown. They have also lost a neutral court game against Dayton, at Tennesee, at Villanova and a horrible loss at South Florida. Do any of those "big" wins overly impress you? I'm not on that shit until they play thier brutal stretch February 25th thru March 7th: UConn, at Louisville, at Pitt, Syracuse. If they can get 3 out of 4, and win the Big East, THEN we can commence the oral pleasuring. Until then, please fucking relax.
I also think we need to wait until about December before we start believing a certain former Green Bay Packers QB is actually retired, and is not out to ruin my life. So lets not start sucking eachother's dicks over that yet either.
IN NOT ORAL SATISFACTION NEWS:
Nice wins for UW and CU. Both are trying thier damndest to play thier way into the Dance. According to some cursory Internets research that I'm too lazy to re-find and link to, UW is in on alot of fake brackets, and most are considering CU as an at-large (one even had them as the first team out). Stay tuned.
Can we all agree that fans of Marquette maybe shouldn't start sucking eachother's dicks yet? I have to go ahead and admit that I have found a way to dislike Marquette as I have matured as a human being, and realized that rooting for UW and Marquette is like rooting for the North and the South in the civil war. I've long since picked my side, so I'm sure people are going to accuse me of hating on Marquette just for the sake of doing so. Fuck those people. Marquette can't really claim to be a "national title contender" at this point. Their schedule doesn't justify it. I think Marquette is good. And they are fairly entertaining to watch. But before we start sucking eachother's dicks, lets look at facts. The Good: 20-4 overall and 9-2 in a brutal Big East. The Bad: who have they played and beaten, really? There best wins are arguably not all that great, and almost entirely at home. The only wins over teams that will probably get into the tournament are: at home against Wisconsin, Villanova, West Virginia and MAYBE Georgetown. They have also lost a neutral court game against Dayton, at Tennesee, at Villanova and a horrible loss at South Florida. Do any of those "big" wins overly impress you? I'm not on that shit until they play thier brutal stretch February 25th thru March 7th: UConn, at Louisville, at Pitt, Syracuse. If they can get 3 out of 4, and win the Big East, THEN we can commence the oral pleasuring. Until then, please fucking relax.
I also think we need to wait until about December before we start believing a certain former Green Bay Packers QB is actually retired, and is not out to ruin my life. So lets not start sucking eachother's dicks over that yet either.
IN NOT ORAL SATISFACTION NEWS:
Nice wins for UW and CU. Both are trying thier damndest to play thier way into the Dance. According to some cursory Internets research that I'm too lazy to re-find and link to, UW is in on alot of fake brackets, and most are considering CU as an at-large (one even had them as the first team out). Stay tuned.
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