Daily Wagering 12/6

I find myself not hungover at all after a wedding yesterday. To celebrate I have made 10 bets today at a cost of $54 for total possible winnings of 172.03.

Not a good day yesterday. Fuck USC. I thank them for proving my theory of my (non) foolproof plan, which I plan to stick to. Fuck the Utah Jazz. The Jazz fucked me big time. I made a 14 team parlay in college basketball with all the huge favorites, some teams I had never heard of. Anyways, I accidentally didn't complete the transaction and eventually added the Jazz to the parlay. I realized my mistake too late but figured the Jazz will definitely beat the TWolves. They didn't.

Anyways, on to today.

I have several variations of the same bet. Basically I need the Bengals, Saints, Bears and Chargers to win. Simply win. I've added a couple teams to those four in a couple bets, but if any one of those teams loses, I'm done.

Big bet of the day - 4 team parlay - $5 to win $57.42 - Jaguars (+2), Saints (-8.5), Seahawks (+2) and Vikings (-4).

Big bet of the day #2 - 9 team parlay - $5 to win $53.60 - all teams simply need to win - Colts, Eagles, Bengals, Saints, Panthers, Bears, Chargers, Patriots and Packers.

As I post this it's 1:15 so I'm getting a feeling for some of these bets. Saints have tied it at 10 against the Redskins. Jags +2 looking good. Actually, everything looking good so far with the exception of Saints +8, but I'm still confident in that.

Remember Brandon Lang? The movie Two For the Money? I went to his website and took his free pick of the week. He has hit 5 in a row. The pick this week is Atlanta +4.5 vs Eagles. I don't like that pick but he did for some reason, so I decided to go for it. Hopefully it'll resemble his picks from the beginning of the movie and not the end when that dude pisses on him. I don't wanna get pissed on.

Other sports - Bucks +8, 9 team NCAA basketball parlay (all heavy favorites), 2 team NHL parlay (Red Wings and Ducks).

Money update - current balance $36.43 - pending $54.00 - actual balance $90.43 - down exactly $20. I could be hurting big time after today.

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2:15 update

I think I'm gonna be getting pissed on. I already had penciled in the Eagles until I listened to Brandon Lang. Actually, I'm gonna piss on him.

27-0 Eagles at this point.

Daily Wagering 12/5/09

Friday was disappointing, except I did bet on Davis Cup tennis. Rafael Nadal and David Ferrer won me a two team parlay for a $4.26 win.

Saturday is gonna be a big day for me, with many wagers. I've decided on a foolproof strategy, and by foolproof I mean automatic loss. I'm placing a large parlay on the heavy favorites straight up. Saturday it will be UCONN (-300), Louisiana Tech (-2000 which is unreal), USC (-300), California (-300), Wisconsin (-480), and Texas (-650). It's a $5 bet to win $12.35.

In other action I took Georgia Tech (+1) against Clemson. 5 to win 4.55. Florida (-3.5) against Alabama 7 to win 5. USC (-3.5) against Arizona 5 to win 2.55. And the Badgers (-12.5) 5 to win 8.13. I've found you can actually adjust the odds. For example, I could bet the Badgers at -9 if i wanted to, but I'd obviously be taking a smaller payout if I win. I dropped the original line of -13.5 to 12.5 causing me to give up a buck or two in payout.

At the request of my colleague I will keep you all posted on my progress. I started with $110.43 b/c my credit card thinks a transaction is more legit if it's for some random number. Currently I have $70.42 with $42 in pending wagers, meaning I have $112.42. I am up a whopping $1.99 over my first few days. With those pending wagers I have $100.02 in potential winnings. I have made some preliminary NFL bets, mainly sticking to my (non) foolproof plan.

Gambling lesson of the day. Let's take the Badger game as an example. I have shown the Badgers are -480, meaning they are a rather heavy favorite. The -480 is called the "money line" and it means I would have to bet $480 to win $100. Hawaii in that game is actually +380 which means I would win $380 with a bet of $100.

As a side note, I would highly recommend this to anyone who enjoys the sports books in Vegas. I have no idea how smoothly payouts go or anything like that, but it's fun as shit.

I will probably not have a pre-Sunday NFL post so stay tuned for an after Sunday update.

Enjoy your weekend.

Daily Bet

Two team parlay - Blackhawks straight up at -220 vs Predators and over 5.5 total goals - $5 to win $9.19

Bucks +4.5 at Pistons - $5 to win $4.54

In Vegas they would consider me a Whale.

Degenerate

Although I'm probably putting my entire financial future on the line, I finally made a difficult decision. I was actually choosing between two options, but I took the option that keeps a part of Vegas flowing within me. I dropped a hundy at BestUS.com. I have a couple friends who have done this for the past couple years and they've had no problems, but when I wasn't immediately authorized by my credit card company due to it being an international purchase, the red flags were not raised. I'm pretty sure some dude in the Bahamas just bought a cache of illegal arms off the black market with my credit card to fuel a civil war in some African country I've never heard of, but I did win $16 on the Kings game last night, so I don't care.

I wish I could have gotten a post in before the Badger/Duke game last night. I knew it would be close and was not at all surprised Bucky won. First of all, that was a HUGE homecourt advantage. The crowd was insane. Secondly, the two teams aren't that much different. Duke is not as athletic as they usually are, and they are much slower than people realize. The Badgers have the perfect offense for their talent, Duke does not. And Duke's big white guys are inept at this point in the season. Zoubek is completely useless and the others are all really young. Singler was the best player on the court along with Hughes, but, let's face it, he's white and thus can't be trusted. He doesn't create his own shot very well and he took some extremely retarded shots. Thirdly, the Badgers couldn't miss during the first 75% of the first half. They won't do that again the rest of the season and that's what won them the game.

Storming the court should be embarassing to any Badger fan. I hate Badger basketball and even I was embarassed.

Tiger Woods. I'm sure most conjecture about what actually happened is pretty close to the truth. A couple things are obvious. Tiger fucks other women. Period. And he's been doing it for awhile. Period. Elin knocked out those windows in a fit of rage, not some heroic effort to save her injured, adulterous husband. It's not any of my business. It's not any of your business. But we're beginning to realize he is not as smart as we all thought he was. If you're famous and are fucking random women, people are going to find out, and those random not famous women are gonna keep souvenirs. If you're famous and single there are a million things to be wary about. But if you're the most famous athlete in the world what are you thinking? Is Elin not hot enough? I'm not one to say just because a woman is hot there's nothing wrong with her. For every hot chick there's some dude who's sick of her shit. But, come on, do you think no one will notice? And you sound like a bitch in that voicemail message.

There are two ways to look at this. 1) This is a private issue and it's no one's business but Tiger's and his family's or 2) The whole "I didn't sign up for this" argument that Tiger uses is complete bullshit. This is exactly what you signed up for.

My opinion is a mix of the two. Tiger needs to be realistic. The media frenzy isn't a new phenomena. His "apology" on his website was fucking ridiculous. "I apologize to my family... but fuck the media. I can't believe they're doing this to me." This is what leads me to believe Tiger isn't as smart as I thought he was. But, if he doesn't want to explain himself at all, he doesn't have to and he shouldn't be compelled to. This IS a private issue. And people like Kornheiser who say he needs to publicly apologize need to explain to me why? Why does he need to publicly apologize? He didn't do anything wrong to the public. I am not emotionally damaged due to Tiger laying pipe all across the country, allegedly. He doesn't owe me anything. I will try not to jump on my soapbox when talking about public apologies, but it's a simple case of Tiger not actually being sorry, but being sorry he got caught. A public apology means nothing.

I'm seriously tempted to start my own public relations company, specializing in situations like this. It will be the easiest job ever, because managing situations like this consists of one easy step. Get out ahead of the issue by telling the truth (or at least a version of it) and ride out the storm. All these fucking dipshits who advise these celebrities like A-Rod are comple idiots. Andy Pettite is the perfect example. Any public official or celebrity should follow his lead. Admitting your mistake takes the wind out of the sails of entities such as TMZ. Because when you're evasive they will come with their claws out and they'll end up finding much more dirt than they would otherwise. Tiger should simply have made a very vague reference to the whole incident with his wife and blamed it on his misgivings. Very simple. But when an apology goes something like this "I'm very sorry for what I've done but........" then that person is not actually sorry. Tiger has been the king of the world for a long time. He feels he doesn't need to be sorry.

Daily sports bet - 2 team parlay - Celtics+1.5 at San Antonio and Nuggets -9 at home vs Miami - $5 to win $13.