Archie's Bracket

So here goes nothing. I did no research for this one. In fact, I didn't even pick it. My neighbor has a beagle named Archie (not making that up). I quickly got together 68 placards with team logos on them, put a dollop of peanut butter on it and had him lick one of them. The theory is that this dog, who also did no research, but probably watched a couple of games, can do as good as I can (or Jon can) with research.

FIRST FOUR:

UT-San Antonio over Alabama St.
UAB over Clemson
UNC-Ashville over UALR
VCU over USC

EAST
1 Ohio St over 16 UT-San Antonio
9 Villanova over 8 George Mason

5 West Virginia over 12 UAB
4 Kentucky over 13 Princeton

11 Marquette over 6 Xavier
3 Syracuse over 14 Indiana St.

7 Washington over 10 Georgia
2 North Carolina over 15 LIU

1 Ohio St over 9 Villanova
4 Kentucky over 5 West Virginia

3 Syracuse over 11 Marquette
2 North Carolina over 7 Washington

1 Ohio St over 4 Kentucky
2 North Carolina over 3 Syracuse

1 Ohio St over 2 North Carolina

WEST

1 Duke over 16 Hampton
9 Tenn over 8 Mich

5 Arizona over 12 Memphis
4 Texas over 13 Oakland

11 Mizzou over 6 Cincy
3 UConn over 14 Bucknell

7 Temple over 10 Penn St.
2 SDSU over 15 N. Colorado

1 Duke over 9 Tenn
5 Arizona over 4 Texas

3 Uconn over 11 Mizzou
7 Temple over 2 SDSU

1 Duke over 5 Arizona
3 Uconn over 7 Temple

3 Uconn over 1 Duke

SOUTHWEST

1 Kansas over 16 BU
8 UNLV over 9 Illinois

5 Vandy over 12 Richmond
13 Morehead St. over 4 Louisville

6 Georgetown over 11 VCU
3 Purdue over 14 St. Peter's

10 Florida St. over 7 Texas A&M
2 Notre Dame over 15 Akron

1 Kansas over 8 UNLV
5 Vandy over 13 Morehead St.

3 Purdue over 6 Georgetown
2 Notre Dame over 10 Florida St.

1 Kansas over 5 Vandy
3 Purdue over 2 Notre Dame

3 Purdue over 1 Kansas

SOUTHEAST

1 Pitt over 16 UNCA
9 ODU over 8 Butler

12 Utah St over 5 KSU
4 UW over 13 Belmont

6 SJU over 11 Gonzaga
3 BYU over 14 Wofford

10 Michigan St over 7 UCLA
2 Florida over 15 UCSB

1 Pitt over 9 ODU
12 USU over 4 UW

6 SJU over 3 BYU
2 Florida over 10 Michigan St.

1 Pitt over 12 USU
6 SJU over 2 Florida

1 Pitt over 6 SJU

FINAL FOUR

1 Ohio St over 3 Uconn
1 Pitt over 3 Purdue

CHAMPIONSHIP

Pitt over Ohio St.

/Shakes Head In Disgust

Really? Whatever was happening here, perhaps it went too far. I'm just going to go ahead and assume that she is a Queens fan, because that would make me sleep tonight.