BREAKING NEWS!!!

DE PERE, WI--Al Cowlings has been fired as head coach of The White Broncos of the Orenthal James Simpson Football Association. Cowlings led The White Broncos to a championship last season, but failed to make the playoffs for the first time in three years going 7-9. He was the first and only coach of the franchise, and owner Juicelaw said at the time of his hiring in 2006: "He was the obvious choice. He was the only choice." Reached for comment, Al Cowlings replied "I'M A.C. DAMMIT!"

The search for a replacement was over quickly as The White Broncos immediately hired the urn containing the ashes of Johnny Cochran. Cochran had been the offensive coordinator for the Cleveland Browns.

Do not Fuck with Lebron

I think this should be a lesson to anyone living in the greater Cleveland metro area, hell the whole state of Ohio, oh hell the entire country. DO... NOT... FUCK... WITH... LEBRON... JAMES

Seriously, they will ship your ass out in a cardboard box, with no air holes punched in it, for less than the value of said cardboard box. Not that Edwards was any sort of must keep on your team, must put up with any of his bullshit type of player, he was definitely expendable if he became a problem player, but wow that was quick.

I'm dead serious here people, I'm tempted to go up and sock Lebron in the face and see how quickly they decide that since the majority of my ancestors were German, they should just deport my ass back to Deutschland.