That Feeling In My Stomach

I'm eternally an optimist. It may not seem that way because of how much I bitch and moan. But seriously, I try to look at the bright side of everything, give real people the benefit of the doubt (not celebrities or athletes, because fuck them) and live life to the fullest.

Same goes for my views on my sports teams. For instance, I'm buying into the Packer hype, and I'm feeling pretty good about their chances. The electricity in GB is slowly building towards Sunday, and we are all hoping for that explosion on Sunday night.

But I'm starting to get a bad feeling down in the pit of my stomach as it relates to the Packers and here is why. Every year, there is a team that starts out as a deep sleeper for the Super Bowl that is coming off of a subpar season, starts getting a little hype, has a huge preseason, and is suddenly the sexy "sleeper" pick for the Super Bowl. And then that team shits the bed. Unfortunately, I am getting the feeling that this year's sexy pick is the Green Bay Packers. And I say this because last night on my favorite network, there was an "Experts Roundtable" season preview show. At the end, the four "experts" had to make a Super Bowl prediction. And TWO of the four (Mort and Schefter) picked the Packers to win the NFC. Normally, I would be elated. But for a team that did not make the playoffs last year to become a trendy pick doesn't really make a lot of sense to me (even though I picked them to win the division), and has almost always turned into bad luck. I dunno, maybe it is just superstition, but that makes three "experts" (Mike Lombardi) that have picked the Packers.

IN UNRELATED NEWS: My wife used the word "titties" last night. And I scolded her for it. That is a word that only guys are able to use. Also on this list: "vag", "snatch", "gash", "titty balls", "titays", "melons", any other slang word used to describe the female anatomy, any slang term used to describe the male anatomy except "cock" and "dick".

She'll Fit Right In In GB

I just hope she isn't as high maintenance as she looks. Take that He Who Shall Not Be Named!

That's More Like It & Quote of the Day

First off, the quote: A major league scout told Jayson Stark regarding Prince Fielder: "This guy is so big now, he jiggles. He's enormous. Hey, he's a great hitter. But he's huge."



Now THAT is the Brewer team we all know and love. No starting pitching, and going 2-11 with RISP and leaving 14 on base.



-Weeks Watch: 1-3, HR, 2BB, Season: .208/.709, I am almost ready to get off his ass.



-Billy "Rob Deer" Hall: 3-5, 1K, Season: 9HR (2nd), 48K (1st by 8)

Pop Culture Interlude

Today I bring you a review of the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Generally, I judge a movie I've seen on whether or not I regret spending the $25.00 it cost me to see it. Things I enjoy in movies include: comedy, swearing, nudity, bad-assness and shit blowing up.

The only complaint I had at all about this movie was the fact that I saw the main characters crank without warning at least 4 too many times.

The movie was f-ing hilarious. The new rockstar boyfriend was a great, great character. Random shots of Mila Kunis's titty balls. Kristen Bell and Mila being scantily clad/90% naked for a good portion of the movie was nice too. Although some FEmale full frontal would have been nice.

It compares nicely to: Knocked Up and Superbad (which makes sense because it has the same creators)

I would recommend it. It was worth $25.