With nothing but my sick thoughts, and my dick in my hand, here is my random, biased, NFL Preview: (And I know the records probably don't add up)(*denotes wild card, ^denotes 1st rd bye)
Cowboys 11-5^
Eagles 10-6*
Giants 9-7*
Redskins 6-10
Packers 10-6
Vikings 7-9
Lions 5-11
Bears 3-13
Cardinals 10-6
Seahawks 9-7
49ers 7-9
Rams 5-11
Saints 12-4^
Panthers 8-8
Bucs 7-9
Falcons 4-12
Pats 12-4^
Bills 9-7
Jets 7-9
Dolphins 6-10
Browns 11-5
Steelers 9-7
Bengals 6-10
Ravens 6-10
Jags 11-5
Colts 10-6*
Texans 9-7*
Titans 7-9
Chargers 13-3^
Raiders 8-8
Broncos 5-11
Chiefs 5-11
AFC Wild Card: Browns over Texans, Colts over Jags
Divisional: Chargers over Colts, Pats over Browns
AFC Champ: Chargers over Pats (yawn!)
NFC Wild Card: Eagles over Cards, Giants over Packers (He wouldn't have lost!, Oh wait, He just did).
Divisional: Saints over Giants, Eagles over Cowboys
NFC Champ: Eagles over Saints
Super Bowl: Eagles over Chargers
I probably need to check to make sure I'm not on crack. I pick the Eagles for no apparent reason at all. It will probably end up being Pats/Cowboys, Jets/Vikings or Pats/Vikings, and then I can kill myself.
In other news, I plan to go ahead and pick weekly winners v. spread to see how bad we all are at it.
You can join my roommates yahoo pick em league for 10 bucks
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, I would take 6 wins for the Fins in a heartbeart. I hope they win 1/2 that many.
ReplyDeleteVikings will make the playoffs and get destroyed in the first round, unfortunately.