Archie Manning's Bastards

Sports related articles from the illegitimate children of Archie Manning

Monday, July 7, 2025

In the Matter of Juliusando Akuato Contract (7 July 2025)

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Tidings,  Apologies on the delinquency of this message into the evening. We have sought and just acquired rights to this space for communica...
Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Gutey to Draft as Many as 12 New Cuties in April

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Selection capital. It's the currency of the NFL. After the annual March player auction in which a group of good men are sold to (usually...
Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Gute Gute Gute for the Home Team

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Ted Thompson's reign of terror is over. I'll start this off by saying that I'm one of "Gutey's Cuties." T...
Friday, April 11, 2014

Milwaukee Bucks Follow Up To The Previous Post

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I've seen less than one Bucks game this year, but nobody pays me to do this, so you really shouldn't care.  If the Internets are abo...
Thursday, April 3, 2014

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May 20, 2014 - The NBA Draft Lottery Live on Pay-per-View and the WWE Network Much has changed since we last put digital ink to Archie...
Sunday, December 1, 2013

I've shed 10,000 tears in the past 24 hours. All that I've been living for is gone.

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R.I.P. September 12, 1973 - November 30, 2013 We will forever miss you old friend.  Your star simply burned too br...
Friday, November 1, 2013

Warning hockey fans - FUCK DIRECTV

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I don't know where else to vent, so I'll post on here so that I can guarantee no one will read it. A couple months ago, I got fed ...
Tuesday, September 17, 2013

GREG JENNINGS WINS WAR WITH PACKERS!

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OMG This is such a sick burn bro! As a Packers fan, I can't do anything but give you credit where credit is due, and humbly surrender...
Saturday, September 14, 2013

Weird Week For the Manning Family

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I'm not sure if I should be excited for Archie Manning?  Feel sad?  Brace for a lawsuit?  The Manning children ( less Cooper . My God ...
Friday, September 13, 2013

Packers v. Redskins: Horseshoe Is Still Up My Ass

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FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! This evening I will be meeting with an elderly gentlemen to either exchange money for P...
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Thursday, September 12, 2013

REFRESHING!

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The time is here again.  That time when I have the Craigslist Green Bay Tickets Classifieds open all week so that I can hit refresh ever...
Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Zombie AMB Update: I'm Still Fat

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The other day the family and I (weird. I have like, my own family now.  I'm like Tony Soprano except not from New Jersey and my only ...
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