tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64708481454210346732011-11-26T10:52:43.606-06:00Archie Manning's BastardsSports related articles from the illegitimate children of Archie ManningBearhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755318490808659440noreply@blogger.comBlogger11031100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-36784575990090864232011-07-13T11:11:00.003-05:002011-07-13T12:15:22.177-05:00KRod: The man, the myth, the legendImmediately following the Some-Star Game last night, the Brewers acquired Francisco Rodriguez and cash in a trade for 2 players to be named later. Let's break this down a little bit shall we?First of all, let's talk about the pieces.KRod may not be in the prime of his career, but he is still a good reliever and will be an upgrade to our current bullpen, the biggest question is whether he is Bearhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755318490808659440noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-48934368286126929972011-07-08T17:11:00.000-05:002011-07-08T17:13:05.570-05:00State of the BrewersNow is as good a time as any to give you my mid-season summary of the Milwaukee Brewers. I'm going to try to break it down an organized fashion. See Baseball Reference and Fan Graphs for all the stats. (Ed. Note: I wrote half of this a few days earlier, so some of the stats are a few days outdated.)OVERALL: The team currently sits at 47-42, tied with the St. Louis Cardinals. The team has Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-60478064286405285032011-06-25T09:23:00.004-05:002011-06-25T09:30:39.767-05:00Drunken Brewers/Twinkie PreviewIn about 2 1/2 hours, I'm embarking on my most ambitious tailgating venture ever as I take off to Milwaukee to watch the Brewers take their second straight from the Twinks. It is my most ambitious ever because we are bringing a table. Otherwise it is the same as any other. Regardless, myself, Mrs. Juice, Sports Bottle, the soon to be Mrs. Sports Bottle, Richard and friends are going to get Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-41528862764868346762011-06-22T17:56:00.004-05:002011-06-22T18:14:50.628-05:00Can't Fix StupidI sort of vowed to not blog about Favre ever again, because I feel like there was a clear "winner" in the whole shitstorm, but I'm still pissed about this.It has been pretty well documented how I feel about Brett Favre. It has been well documented how I feel about the Green Bay Packers. After Aaron Rodgers put up one of the single best performances in Super Bowl history en route to a Super BowlJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-81046317639561647022011-06-18T10:04:00.004-05:002011-06-18T10:19:12.350-05:00Dear DiaryHi. It has been awhile. I've been busy tweeting everything that comes to mind before I have time or the desire to blog anything. Blogging is much more fun when ANYONE else joins in. And I've been kind of busy. If you are at all interested in anything I say, you should probably follow me on twitter @Juicelaw_WI. I had to chime in on a few things that were to cumbersome to tweet. I went to a Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-38224622055211760552011-05-30T10:17:00.004-05:002011-05-30T10:38:41.305-05:00Whoa.This morning I had a post planned out in my mind based on my work at a beer stand last night. Then I open up my laptop to find that The Vest has resigned amid the shitstorm at Ohio State. It isn't that often that anything makes you stop and say "Whoa." in sports anymore. But the resignation of one of the most famous football coaches at one of the biggest universities in the country will make Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-39781092837397655492011-05-29T10:04:00.003-05:002011-05-29T10:27:52.932-05:00Great Tickets In TheoryAs many of you may have heard, I received my 2011-12 Green Bay Packer Ticket assignments earlier this week. If I was given the choice of one game, I would've wanted to experience the home opener against the Saints, in order to see what kind of party the NFL put on, and to see the additional pageantry of the opening game after a Super Bowl win. Well, I may have gotten my wish, as I was notified Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-10354631927165012872011-05-23T19:13:00.003-05:002011-05-23T19:38:14.909-05:00Brew Crew Hangover: Sweep EditionI'm going to start a new feature here (until I stop blogging for like a month again). I'm going to tell you how many wins the Brewers have compared to how many I expected them to have preseason, then I'm going to tell you if you should remain calm, panic, or celebrate.Predicted Record: 27-20Actual Record: 24-23Verdict: Remain CalmPretty close to what I expected, even with the peaks and valleys.Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-43106122907397727622011-05-22T09:52:00.004-05:002011-05-23T08:15:54.854-05:00Invisible Brew Crew Hangover--Post-Rapture EditionInteresting question: If the Brewers play the Rockies on a Saturday night in front of a sellout crowd, but arcane and preposterous MLB blackout rules prevent anyone from seeing it that wasn't there, did it really happen? (takes a hit off of a spliff) That shit is DEEP. Really though, it is 2002. We should be able to watch whatever game we fucking want and not be force-fed some Cubs-RedSox Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-31928128781389979292011-05-19T17:23:00.005-05:002011-05-20T10:30:27.463-05:00ReviewzWanted to chime in quick on a few topics while my neighbor stands next to his pickup truck in his jorts enjoying a Busch Light.BREWERSTruthfully, I'm not that disappointed with the Brewers. I just took a look at the schedule. I predicted preseason that they would probably win around 87 games, and be deep in the hunt. Of course, I'm an idiot. Anyway, based on my predictions, I have them at 24 winsJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-23253033452928877782011-05-15T18:15:00.004-05:002011-05-15T19:13:48.992-05:00This Is An Emergency Blog PostMy wife left me to go to a conference. I'm sitting home alone. A few weeks ago I recorded "Masters of the Universe" on my DVR. I was a huge He-Man fan growing up in the 80's, and I had never seen the movie. Plus, Dolph Lundgren plays He-Man. Anyways, I'm sitting here watching it, and it is so absurd that I needed to start a sort of live blog on it.SUMMARY OF THE FIRST 52 MINUTES-He-Man is Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-61436295887819701052011-05-08T09:24:00.002-05:002011-05-08T09:47:55.148-05:00ExhaleWell there we go. Yo is a Cy Young contender and the Crew is sure to turn this 7 game losing streak into a 12 game winning streak after yesterday. Championship! Thus is the ebb and flow of the 700 game MLB season. I'm still concerned that the Crew hasn't hit at all for the last week. Big early season game today. They sort of need to steal this series after shitting Houston down their legs. Gotta Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-47213662409997347842011-05-01T09:56:00.002-05:002011-05-01T10:01:38.322-05:00Well Rex, I Guess We Will Never KnowRex Ryan is convinced, based upon the fact that the Packers only beat his Jets IN NEW YORK 9-0, with half of a healthy team and the fact that the Packers were playing their best football of the year in February, that his Jets would've definitely beaten the Packers in the Super Bowl. This is despite overwhelming evidence that the Jets basically got blown out by the team that the Packers very Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-32686656762254000522011-05-01T09:30:00.003-05:002011-05-01T09:44:15.352-05:00Packers Draft ReviewI liked it. How is that for analysis? Actually, I would've like it more if we would have taken about 3 more TEs. Seriously. After the draft, McCarthy said: "I like the TE position." You fucking think? Realistically, Thompson and McCarthy have earned my absolute trust, and I don't have the right to question anything they do. I felt like they drafted some players that may help ease the potential Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-34543349638142181522011-04-27T19:39:00.004-05:002011-04-27T19:53:42.792-05:00I Smell a DL Trip for YoToday marked the fourth straight below average (at best) start for Yovani Gallardo. His ERA has gone from 1.20 to 5.70. I've looked into some of the advanced stats to see if he might be incredibly unlucky, but based upon my very average understanding of these stats, it appears that he has just sort of sucked for the last month. And you know what that means? That's right! Everyone's favorite game:Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-64169463490523490732011-04-24T08:52:00.003-05:002011-04-24T09:01:58.173-05:00The NFL Has Brainwashed MeHere is a good example of how much I love the NFL. I currently have DishNetwork. I received an offer from Time Warner cable that would lower my cable bill by about $50 per month for the same exact package. The price would be guaranteed for two years. It is an absurd deal. And I thought twice. I hesitated. Why? Because Time Warner doesn't have the NFL Network, and I might miss like 6 Thursday Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-40861644614994052182011-04-22T14:54:00.003-05:002011-04-22T15:30:29.117-05:00Best Investment Ever?No, I'm actually not referring to the Brewers signing Ryan Braun to a gigantic extension through 2020 (more on that in a second). I'm referring to the Ryan Braun jersey that I purchased two years ago. I'm always tormented when I go to buy a jersey of another grown man. Mostly because I don't want to get stuck with a horrible jersey a year or two later. That $75 or whatever it was was sweet. I'm Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-56862358804792849052011-04-18T18:31:00.003-05:002011-04-18T19:10:08.664-05:00Tired of Uncle SamTax season is officially (well I guess only technically, you could be one of those idiots in line at the post office at 11:58 p.m.) over. If you haven't guessed by past posts, my real job involves taxes for a few months per year. By real job, I mean the one I get sort of paid to do. Unlike my other jobs, which include: blogger, professional asshole, guy who bitches a lot, sports enthusiast, videoJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-5278552806968591302011-04-17T09:04:00.002-05:002011-04-17T09:16:07.221-05:00Let's Play TwoWhy not? What else am I going to do besides watching six hours of Brewers v. Nationals today? I miss true double headers. Back in the 80's they used to schedule a few double headers a year, so that they could play October baseball in October and not November.Yuni Bettancourt finally cost the Crew a game with his defense on Friday. His D had actually been half way decent up until Friday. It won't Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-50668110407632370102011-04-13T19:52:00.004-05:002011-04-13T20:14:36.823-05:00Mish Mash Of ShatAs I venture into the last few days of tax season, and my life is about to begin anew, I had a couple of things in my brain to spew out: -Excellent article by UCSB616, although I disagree on the best month of the sports year. My vote would be for October. NFL and College Football in full swing, and the entirety of MLB playoffs. I would argue that the NBA playoffs in April add little to nothing toJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-54475910697554833622011-04-08T17:09:00.014-05:002011-04-08T19:33:14.533-05:00The Best Month of the Sports YearThursday, March 31 marked the beginning of the best month of the 2011 sports calendar year. The period starts with the baseball opening day and the final four, progresses through the Masters, and leads you right into the NBA Playoffs. Since we are smack-dab in the middle of the Masters as I write this, lets recap the first portion of April.Dodger Stadium DebacleHow pathetic was the beatdown at UCSB616http://www.blogger.com/profile/12942483522492211091noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-52205978692891681452011-04-02T17:27:00.012-05:002011-04-03T13:36:23.748-05:00FAKE LIVE BLOG IV!- Final Four/Brewers-Reds EditionSo here I am. Home alone. Wife is off doing it with her friends or whatever (I assume this is what women do when their husbands aren't along). The Final Four is on. The first Brewer game not on while normal people work is on. What better time than now to give you a fake live blog/fake Simmon's style running diary. I am going to do this until I get tired of it, which may be a half hour, and may beJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-76487269339307180062011-03-20T09:27:00.003-05:002011-03-20T09:48:28.919-05:00Neck Deep In HoopsI'm coming off a day that began with college basketball (with a little work interrupting the first half of the first game), and ended with college basketball. The games yesterday were spectacular, including the ending of the Butler-Pitt game that probably set a record for being ridiculous. BUTLER'S foul with about 2 seconds left was crazy and ill-advised, then PITT fouling on the rebound with aJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-44608713359035728772011-03-17T14:08:00.003-05:002011-03-17T14:33:47.398-05:00Bear's Picks!I shamelessly stole Jon's format for this post because, quite frankly, I don't have time to do this haha. This bracket was submitted to yahoo this morning, before the deadline somehow! I took about 10 minutes of un-researched time to make all the picks. I tried to follow a couple rules, bomber teams and good guard play trumped good front court play when I felt there was a close match up or the Bearhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755318490808659440noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-72351724788542987782011-03-16T16:49:00.006-05:002011-03-17T10:49:15.074-05:00Embarassing MyselfLast week I gave you a bunch of tips to help fill out your brackets. I used my methods to fill out my bracket, and am here to post my picks to either embarrass myself or provide a shred of evidence that my methods may have some truth to them. Granted, the sample size is ridiculously small (I did try to dig up my brackets from the last 10 years, but sadly ESPN.com and yahoo.com don't keep them UCSB616http://www.blogger.com/profile/12942483522492211091noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-78461317691248646522011-03-13T21:44:00.003-05:002011-03-13T21:54:11.562-05:00Juice's Bracket of DeathAlright, here is one after I did all of the statistical research I'm willing to do. This is my best effort if I had to do one bracket to save my life. I will likely enter multiple brackets in multiple pools. I will leave the explanation to Jon, my method is a secret.FIRST FOUR:UT-San Antonio over Alabama St.UAB over ClemsonUNC-Ashville over UALRVCU over USCEAST1 Ohio St over 16 UT-San Antonio8Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-70160073364768657212011-03-13T18:33:00.003-05:002011-03-13T18:52:59.670-05:00Archie's BracketSo here goes nothing. I did no research for this one. In fact, I didn't even pick it. My neighbor has a beagle named Archie (not making that up). I quickly got together 68 placards with team logos on them, put a dollop of peanut butter on it and had him lick one of them. The theory is that this dog, who also did no research, but probably watched a couple of games, can do as good as I can (or Jon Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-16079557506552228292011-03-13T18:19:00.003-05:002011-03-13T18:24:51.041-05:00Early Tournament PostBefore I get to selections, I would just like to point out that ESPN is ANGRY that VCU and UAB got in over their beloved Virginia Tech and Colorado. Jay Bilas has used words like "ridiculous", "absurd", "ridiculous" to describe this fact. The "Bracketology" show has been on for 20 minutes and they are STILL bitching about it. I'm not saying they are totally wrong, but thier "Eye Test" bullshitJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-78132701671622198752011-03-13T09:52:00.003-05:002011-03-13T10:10:12.147-05:00Greinke, Real World, Bennett BallA few quick, untimely rants and thoughts from your favorite aquitted double murderer.GREINKEThere is nothing that pisses me off more than when a professional athlete gets injured doing something they don't get paid to do that prevents them from doing something they get paid MILLIONS to do. Especially when that player is on my team. Jeff Kent "slipping while washing his car"= funny. Zack Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-79768176025421853902011-03-08T19:34:00.015-06:002011-03-08T21:57:24.266-06:00Really, Really, Ridiculously Early March Madness PreviewThis will be a dual article covering NCAA tournament pool strategy combined with a recap of the craziest party week of my life. As always, if you aren't interested in my adventures, skip down to the sports related content!ESPN The WeekendBetween last Thursday and yesterday I got the opportunity to ride in a NASCAR race car going 140mph, I met Greg Jennings and his family in my hotel elevator (he UCSB616http://www.blogger.com/profile/12942483522492211091noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-1054347120152539152011-03-06T12:47:00.004-06:002011-03-06T13:09:40.021-06:00"Get Over It!"UW v. Ohio St.Big game this afternoon. I believe the only thing on the line is seeding in the NCAAs, but it would be nice to get ANOTHER win over the number one team. And to hear Sullinger make up some other kind of assault when they lose. Like the ref pinched his left nut or something. If Jordan Taylor does anything close to what he did on Thursday, you can start carving his name into the B12 Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-58225707488484846622011-03-02T21:08:00.003-06:002011-03-02T21:29:54.512-06:00Arch Madness Anyone?Well, between the piles of tax returns, my eyes spy something resembling March fucking Madness. Friday (Thursday for the really shitty teams) begins Creighton's quest to shock the world and rise up from mediocrity and steal a NCAA bid from some deserving team.I gotta admit, I've been a poor CU fan this year. They just have not been very fun to watch. About midway through the Valley season, when Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-63508256648156497072011-02-24T10:43:00.002-06:002011-02-24T11:29:04.495-06:00The makings of another first round exitSince I'm an underachieving public servant, I thought I would copy Juice and do a little Twins preview, since I know how much the other 2 people that read this blog love the Twins!Frankie Liriano - Noah Lowry - former pitcher of 2002-07 Giants - a short career - just like Liriano's when his elbow explodes after a slider (again) this yearCarl Pavano - Cy Young...just kidding. Jon Liber and Tim gotwinkieshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07098762809040065135noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-84857426740317114622011-02-22T19:58:00.003-06:002011-02-22T20:51:25.577-06:00T-Minus 37 Days Until Beer Thirty37 days until the Brewers start their march towards their inevitable World Championship (It is happening. Don't argue). I'm in my spot where every year I'm a little depressed about the NFL being done, I'm not at all excited about the NBA, and College Basketball is a few weeks away from turning into an obsession. Plus, baseball is the perfect sport to scoreboard watch while you are doing taxes Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-42084297166501636132011-02-17T20:35:00.005-06:002011-02-17T21:38:52.580-06:00Picking Scabs It is my feeling that the possibility of an NFL lockout affects the city of Green Bay, the State of Wisconsin and fans of the Green Bay Packers more than any other entities on the planet. The Packers are the reason that Green Bay exists in the minds of people around the world. Without the Packers, Green Bay would be nothing but a polluted river and love handles. So yeah, if the NFL stops playingJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-52361248075309831982011-02-14T17:54:00.013-06:002011-02-14T19:56:55.072-06:0017 Days to ArmageddonI spent a lot of time thinking about how I was going to cover the NFL labor situation. Such a broad topic (and such a horrific mess) would probably take about 80,000 words and 10 columns just to scratch the surface. Even if I took the time to go through it all, you'd be asleep after 10 paragraphs.80,000 words don't help anybody, and giving labor law advice is what I do for "work," so it's not aUCSB616http://www.blogger.com/profile/12942483522492211091noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-74435072926883515482011-02-13T09:56:00.004-06:002011-02-13T10:27:14.488-06:00Jared Sullinger is Not a Likeable Young ManSo not much going on today. We are seven days away from a Super Bowl win, and one day away from Bucky's first win over a number 1 team in 49 years, so excuse me if working out and going grocery shopping is less than exciting. I should probably mention to those who didn't watch, that Wisconsin also beat number one Ohio St. in football this year too. This is the only time this combo has ever Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-66362104098812964802011-02-08T19:49:00.005-06:002011-02-08T20:26:07.264-06:00BRETT FAVRE!! DURRRR!There. I said it. Now if everyone could fucking stop uttering his name every two seconds, I would greatly appreciate it.Obviously, I echo the thoughts of the others that wrote previously on the 13th World Championship won by the greatest franchise in sports. And I did cry a little bit. And I didn't even have a kid, or smoke 13 cigarettes (although I may have smoked 12 poles, but I didn't think I Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-50020584502640193192011-02-07T17:53:00.036-06:002011-02-07T20:18:21.739-06:00Super Bowl - California EditionBig couple of days in my household, as I had the ultimate pre-party. If you can beat this, I need to hear it.Super Bowl Sunday got off to a rousing start with the arrival of Logan Jonathan Gonzalez (aka "Wolverine") at 12:43 a.m. Words don't describe the experience, but it is in fact as cool as they say. The Packers winning the game last night was also a huge bonus treat for Angie and I, as itUCSB616http://www.blogger.com/profile/12942483522492211091noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-82228854676642755422011-02-07T11:39:00.007-06:002011-02-07T13:24:44.523-06:00My Super BowlThe Packers have won the Super Bowl. The good folk of Wisconsin were out in force last night, I'm sure of this.My only real grievance with the celebrations so far has been the astounding number of people still doing the Brent who? thing. I get it, Favre is/was/always will be a complete turbo douche. That's fine, hell I even said it myself last night, Rodgers now has one more Super Bowl MVP than Bearhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755318490808659440noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-68815113227932227022011-02-07T03:56:00.004-06:002011-02-07T04:19:47.211-06:00It wasn't me.....I know I didn't suck 12 dicks so the Packers would win the Super Bowl, so that leaves only you, Juice. I just want to clear that up.So now that I've stopped the Brett Favre taboo, I'm gonna give props to myself and Ted Thompson. I was as big of a Favre fan as anyone when he was a Packer, although he was always an attention seeking whore, and remained that way until (and I'm sure long after) he The Sports Bottlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02582949578160693724noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-50671957449587437382011-02-07T03:54:00.001-06:002011-02-07T03:55:54.422-06:00He who SHALL be namedBrett Favre.There. I said it.We won the Super Bowl. Let's move on.The Sports Bottlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02582949578160693724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-64443297793666514222011-02-06T13:18:00.003-06:002011-02-06T13:24:22.310-06:00My Half a CentI don't have a whole lot to say considering I need to get ready for work shortly. Yes, that's right, I need to work during the Super Bowl. Super Awesome.I don't have good feelings about this game. It's really strange that no matter what the final score is, I won't be surprised. It could be a blowout either way. Or close either way.I usually don't put a whole lot of stock into experience in The Sports Bottlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02582949578160693724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-90414867350664213322011-02-06T10:09:00.001-06:002011-02-06T10:09:47.136-06:00GoosebumpsJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-42132750541314669492011-02-06T09:15:00.004-06:002011-02-06T09:40:38.659-06:00Super SundayTime to settle in for 9.5 hours of pregame shows. For the 10,000 calories today (the wife and I spent $75 on snacks and booze for the two of us yesterday. I mean, so what if the saturated fat combined with the overwhelming stress might kill me. It might be another 13 years until this happens again.). For the three hour football game that will take 5 hours. For the commercials that non-football Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-61699814443690915522011-02-04T17:44:00.002-06:002011-02-04T17:53:52.877-06:00UncleOK, I've officially had enough of the buildup. As much as I'm enjoying every media outlet on the planet earth pound every angle of every possible story of both teams into my head, I'm good now. We can play football. After the 73 hour pregame show that I think started yesterday afternoon on Fox, the 38 minute player introductions, which are only long because the Packers have 15 guys on IR and Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-59962243199828972932011-02-01T18:06:00.006-06:002011-02-01T18:55:01.811-06:00Super Bowl Week: Media Day EditionI'm coming to you LIVE from radio row in Arlington, Texas! Boy, the weather here sucks! Wait, I got confused. I'm actually coming to you live from my couch as I watch UW-Purdue on my big screen. The weather however, does in fact suck, although somehow Green Bay is missing the brunt of the blizzard that is hitting southern Wisconsin. The weather is actually not all that different here than it is Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-43149979909288366412011-01-31T19:25:00.002-06:002011-01-31T19:29:55.953-06:00Proof that Florio is a hackAs much as I would have loved to see CM3 win DPOY, alas it was not to be as Troy Polamalu secured the award minutes ago. I'm fine with this, the Pro Bowl spurn sent Rodgers and Tramon on a tear, time for Matthews to get pissed off and go ape shit on Big Ben, who, for the record, is a known rapist. I just think it's funny that PFT sucks so much ass now they have to post articles like this before Bearhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755318490808659440noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-46583609461378584852011-01-31T18:47:00.004-06:002011-01-31T19:03:35.957-06:00Super Bowl Week: MondayI'm not going to lie. I doubt I will post every day this week. But here is what I have thought about today:-The NFL Network, starting today, is running ONE HUNDRED HOURS of LIVE coverage this week. I will probably watch a lot of it. Why not?-People in Green Bay are now bitching that the Packers don't want to do their potential parade downtown because a) I guess the one in 1997 was a shitstorm andJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-61467400394809294792011-01-30T10:18:00.003-06:002011-01-30T10:23:59.800-06:00Not Much of a DayI have come to the conclusion that two things should be illegal:1) There should never be a Sunday without an NFL game (the Pro Bowl does not count). The owners want to play 18 games? Screw that. I say play 52! Seriously, I'm probably going to take a three hour nap and maybe play some vids. Productive day!2) Green Bay Packer players should not be allowed to open Twitter accounts if they are Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-53975860879069821502011-01-26T12:20:00.004-06:002011-01-26T13:21:42.276-06:00Fake Pleasantries, Brewer Tickets and My Unbiased Biased Prediction(s)I was assured, several times, by employees and returning guests alike, that "no worries mon", the Packer game will definitely be available at your resort in Jamaica. This provided me some comfort during a treacherous drive to Sandals Whitehouse along the southern coast of Jamaica a little over a week ago. As we winded through a narrow road for almost two horrifying hours, I was able to observe a The Sports Bottlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02582949578160693724noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-24182963202943369252011-01-25T17:51:00.000-06:002011-01-25T17:52:09.794-06:00The Aftermath: Local EditionI want to start off by saying that it is Tuesday evening and I haven't stopped smiling yet. I think if someone told me that they would give me 100,000:1 odds on the Packers making the Super Bowl if I gave them $100, knowing before I bet that the following was going to happen: early season-ending injuries by Ryan Grant, Jermichael Finley and Nick Barnett, season enders by 13 others, back-to back Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-8673816481950523522011-01-24T19:52:00.010-06:002011-01-24T21:07:49.324-06:00The AftermathThis post comes from a little different perspective than my normal work, but the fact that the Packers are going to be playing in the Super Bowl in less than two weeks combined with the fact that I may be a dad by the time the game kicks off is still sinking in. By the way, it feels really fucking nice to be able to write "the Packers are going to be playing in the Super Bowl," and the baby UCSB616http://www.blogger.com/profile/12942483522492211091noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-45958367915075563212011-01-23T10:34:00.005-06:002011-01-23T10:38:25.003-06:00Either The Best or Worst Day EverI woke up extra early this morning because I couldn't sleep. I felt like a little kid on Christmas. Either I am going to get the best present a kid could ask for, a Packers Super Bowl trip, or Santa is going to come down the chimney and burn to death in my fireplace.3 hours and 25 minutes until kickoff. My stress is off the charts. Thank (Sports Bottle's) god there is the Wisconsin v. Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-21293916216228233912011-01-22T10:21:00.002-06:002011-01-22T10:35:41.566-06:00Packers-Bears From My PerspectiveSports Guy had a chat yesterday on ESPN.com and there were many questions surrounding the Packers-Bears rivalry. For the first time in I don't know how long, I had to quit reading something Bill Simmons wrote. He basically dismissed the Packer-Bear rivalry, saying it wasn't a rivalry because they haven't been good at the same time on a lot of occasions.He, and anyone that doesn't live in Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-29453928027749903092011-01-22T10:07:00.003-06:002011-01-22T10:15:49.385-06:00Packers-Bears YouTube FunJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-20470784277488397792011-01-20T18:55:00.003-06:002011-01-20T19:38:00.631-06:00Fools, Damn Fools, Rednecks and PredictionsI was going to take the day off today, but two things made me incredibly angry. One wasn't surprising, but it annoyed me and may make me change my political leaning. One is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Also, I'm tired of analysis. I need it to be Sunday.First, President Obama has decided that he hates Wisconsin enough that he doesn't need their votes in 2012. With the political climate Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-28890138731387992432011-01-19T17:39:00.001-06:002011-01-19T17:44:05.417-06:00Oh Man. Have fun sleeping tonight. Sorry.Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-44414725298094060072011-01-19T17:36:00.000-06:002011-01-19T17:38:11.278-06:00Doug Melvin's Evil Twins on Biggest Loser?This is pretty off-topic seeing as there is a pretty huge Packer game in a few days, but I happened across "The Biggest Loser" last night, and this was too funny. Either Doug Melvin has multiplied with himself and got really, really fat, or he is 1/3 of a set of triplets, two of which have different last names. And if it wasn't for the Biggest Loser t-shirts, I bet you couldn't tell me which one Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-61407957472842453702011-01-18T17:53:00.001-06:002011-03-21T19:22:09.946-05:00Thanks, But No ThanksDear Mr. Shall Not Be Named,Um. A little late if you ask me. Like three years too late. I would be willing to consider your weak attempt at buddying up if you a) apologize and b) die. Only then can you be allowed back into the family. Also, Julius Peppers thinks you are a liar.Love,Packer Nation-Does anyone find it even the slightest bit surprising that he did this when the attention would Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-52578091874918962222011-01-17T19:21:00.005-06:002011-01-17T19:56:26.209-06:00Here. We. Go.This post is going to come with a disclaimer. I may well be repeating a number of things said by our lovely guest Mr. Gonzalez. I admit that I did not yet have 73 minutes (approx.) to read the 7500 words (again, approximate) he wrote. However, if it is anything like his first guest appearance, it is much, much better than what I'm about to write, and you should probably just skip mine altogether Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-59061114322888175322011-01-17T18:19:00.003-06:002011-01-17T18:27:45.060-06:00Does Aaron Rodgers Shit in the Woods?From the desk of @jon_g_gonzalez : I made a cameo appearance on this blog a couple weeks ago. I came in with no self-introduction, had a glass of Archie’s scotch and a beer, and then disappeared for a couple weeks. For that I’m sorry. The three paragraphs that follow will hopefully allow the readers to get to know me a little better. If you don’t care, or if you just clicked the link to find out Bearhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755318490808659440noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-62221860855723881602011-01-14T17:21:00.004-06:002011-01-15T09:53:25.391-06:00The DebateI've been invited to someone's house for the Packer game today. The someone is my in-laws, but that isn't important because I like them. It is only important that I need to decide whether I want to watch the game in the controlled enviroment of my home, or in the great unknown. I've written at length about my general disdain for "Packer parties". But I'm going to rehash it because I have nothing Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-81300072901169000632011-01-10T19:05:00.004-06:002011-01-10T19:32:41.858-06:00Fake Championship Belts! PACKERSFucking ridiculous win yesterday. I died twice, and was brought back to life thanks to the defibrillator I bought at Shopko Express before the game yesterday. I came to just in time to see Tramon pick off the Vick pass and then almost celebrate his way to a loss. That was fucking scary, but I didn't realize it while it was happening until Charlie Peprah tackled him at the four. Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-13063656510323848922011-01-09T10:17:00.002-06:002011-01-09T10:20:34.605-06:00Game DayWhat I hate the most about playing Michael Vick is if he gets rolling, it has to be the most helpless feeling in the world as a fan. When I watch games, I feel like I AM the Packers, and I like to feel like I'm somehow in control of what is happening. But when Vick gets out of the pocket and there is nobody there to tackle him for 20 plus yards, it is so frustrating. Let's hope that doesn't Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-56077596666477683832011-01-08T10:35:00.002-06:002011-01-08T10:47:01.429-06:00I'll Survive Without Clay, and Bucky Will TooJohn Clay is following the example of the immortal P.J. Hill and leaving early for the NFL despite the fact that he will not be picked anywhere near high enough to make most players traditionally want to leave. Clay is a lot better than P.J. Hill ever was, so I'm not going to say I am HAPPY he is leaving like I was when Hill left. And I don't blame Clay, because his stock is probably not going Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-27413943904665895312011-01-07T17:18:00.001-06:002011-01-07T17:20:59.695-06:00Playoff ExtravaganzaToday is the start of one of the greatest sports weekends of the year. I would put NFL wild-card weekend in the top 5 sports weekends. Especially when the Packers are playing. Here is my list: 1) Thursday-Sunday 1st 2 rounds of NCAA Tournament; 2) NFL Divisional playoff weekend (same as wild-card basically, except for there are generally no bad games; 3) 3rd and 4th rounds of NCAA Tournament; 4) Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-55946931073595918492011-01-07T15:23:00.001-06:002011-01-07T15:24:42.374-06:00Playoff Overtime!!!From the desk of @jon_g_gonzalez I was sent this article from a dear friend of the blog, Mr. Gonzalez. Why does not have an account to post on this blog is beyond me, because that would be a lot easier than me forgetting to copy paste this word document for 2 days. So without any proof reading or editing, I give you, Le Overtime.“We want the ball and we’re gonna score.” It’s been seven years Bearhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755318490808659440noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-58915627913945048892011-01-06T22:02:00.004-06:002011-01-06T22:02:00.280-06:00I Hate The GymReasons I hate the gym.1. I'm chubby.2. I don't have bulging muscles3. Even though I pay them like $50/month, they never recognize me at he door4. As soon as I started paying $50/month, they offered "new members" $10/month5. There is a mysterious layer of fluid on the locker room floor which is either: water from outside, urine, sweat, shower residue, pool residue, or 100% pure AIDS6. The locker Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-24197208327284455782011-01-03T19:22:00.004-06:002011-01-03T19:39:32.848-06:00It's Not Easy Being Green (and Gold?)I was going to lead this post off with the YouTube video of the monkey forcibly raping a frog's mouth. But I couldn't bring myself to do it. Suffice it to say it is hilarious and you should check it out. I felt like it was kind of a metaphor for the game yesterday, as Lovie played his entire team in a meaningless game, the entire time, just to try to prove a point. The point he actually proved? Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-88691008328157425572011-01-01T10:47:00.002-06:002011-01-01T10:50:37.590-06:00No Words NecessaryJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-64362832787937821662010-12-31T10:04:00.004-06:002010-12-31T10:49:05.551-06:00New Year ThingsNot too much exciting going on for New Year's Eve. I'm putting on my blue hair hat and going to dinner at like 2:30 p.m. (5 p.m.). I guess it is to avoid the crowds. I dunno. Probably have a few pops. I'm feeling like hell due to the full blown AIDS I contracted at Lambeau on Sunday, so I'm guessing it won't get too crazy. Perhaps I will go see Warrant tonight? That could be awesome. And Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-5778784137619913652010-12-29T19:43:00.004-06:002010-12-29T20:21:14.146-06:00Full BlownSo either I caught full blown AIDS at the Packer game this weekend, or I just got a really bad cold, and I'm too damn old to drink as much as I did. Either way, I feel a little under the weather on Wednesday night. On the bright side, I'm sitting back watching Creighton take on Illinois St. on ESPN3 in all of its non-HD glory.FUCK THE VIQUEENSYou are a useless franchise. Truly. I need you to beatJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-56505852450660910702010-12-27T16:01:00.002-06:002010-12-27T16:06:57.931-06:00The AftermathIt turns out that drinking a Sparks for breakfast doesn't lead to great achievements. It leads to more drinking. Which leads to getting super drunk. Which leads to vomit. Which leads to hangover. Which isn't fun. But good times were had by all (or at least most), and I'm pretty sure our group single handedly kept Miller Brewing Co. open for another six months. And the Packers destroyed theJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-63156954380530614802010-12-24T10:21:00.004-06:002010-12-24T10:59:46.549-06:00Holiday, Alleged Double Murder Bowl V Mega-Post!HOLIDAY BENDERSo it is Christmas time. And this year it is extra special, because we are headed to Lambeau to worship the one true God (sorry Sports Bottle's god), Saint Vince. I'm headed to Lambeau for Packers-Giants in what amounts to a playoff game. What does this mean? Well, it means I have extra drinking motivation.Typically in my family Christmas Eve is the night to drink. And while it Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-29453071627090054162010-12-22T07:49:00.004-06:002010-12-22T19:59:49.133-06:00Beef O' Brady Sounds AwfulA few random thoughts:-Is someone really going to sit there and make the claim that Bowl games are important and have history, while we have the fucking "Beef O' Brady's Bowl in St. Petersburg Florida" last night? I'm in a bowl pool and I couldn't bring myself to watch more than about 5 minutes. Also, Boise St. is playing in a December 22nd bowl called the Macco Bowl Las Vegas. Christ. (To be Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-69101141556387723272010-12-19T20:35:00.002-06:002010-12-19T22:30:18.730-06:00Blah Blah BlahIn case anyone was wondering, that is a recent photo of Juice.I'm liking how the Packers are looking so far. Flynn looks a little scared at times but looks extremely confident when he throws. That pass to James Jones was a beauty.15 yard penalty called on the Pats 2 minutes after the play was over. (10-7 at this point - 5 minutes remaining in 1st half)I swear, our RBs pick the wrong spot to run The Sports Bottlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02582949578160693724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-10020746688163411332010-12-19T12:20:00.006-06:002010-12-19T13:11:44.707-06:00I've Got WoodI never thought I'd get a repeat on the excitement that was generated when the Milwaukee Brewers acquired C.C. Sabathia a few years ago en route to an, albeit short, playoff berth. Mark Attanasio must have a huge anus, because it can't feel good pulling Zack Greinke out of your ass. This is going for broke, especially if the Brewers are in relative contention when the trade deadline passes but The Sports Bottlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02582949578160693724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-74398350703516191012010-12-19T11:46:00.006-06:002010-12-19T12:53:51.772-06:00The Results3rd Annual Juice's Dream D-1 NCAA Football Get TogetherWhat was interesting about this year is that the case could be made that 16 teams would be adequate.1st Round1) Auburn 69, Florida International 31Oklahoma St. 35, Missouri 308)Arkansas 30, West Virginia 17Stanford 56, Miami (OH) 94) Oklahoma 55, Air Force 7South Carolina 26, LSU 135) Boise St 64, Mississippi St 10N. Illinois 42, Virginia Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-91137982342682689502010-12-19T11:31:00.002-06:002010-12-19T11:35:17.673-06:00More Quick Brewer ThoughtsThe question probably needs to be asked: Were the Brewers one pitcher (albeit a very good one) away?A really good pitcher is nice, but the Brewers defense was really bad last year, which didn't help the pitching staff at all. I think it is a valid question.I asked my wife this very question. Her response? "No, they're terrible." I guess we will find out.Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-25677884093936191032010-12-19T10:37:00.003-06:002010-12-19T11:06:21.330-06:00OMFG The hands you see above are those of Brewers owner Mark Attanasio. He and his GM Doug Melvin have decided that the window on a small market team competing is slamming shut. And Attanasio has stuck his dick in it. Completely out of the blue and/or my brother's wet dreams, the Crew has traded for Zack Greinke. (I should note that this was somehow scooped by "Bernie's Crew", which is AMAZING Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-23308318296750809482010-12-18T09:00:00.003-06:002010-12-18T09:19:50.642-06:00Playoffs?It is semifinal week in the OJSFA!GAME 1:The White Broncos (10-4) v. OJSFA or Die (8-6)LINE: Broncos by 25SERIES HISTORY: Broncos lead 5-4Thoughts: I'm going to kick Richard's ass. Brady is going to throw 10 TDs for him, all to Deion Branch, who starts for me.GAME 2: Clown Baby (9-5) v. Schmock's Team (12-2)LINE: Schmock by 3SERIES HISTORY: Clown Baby leads 6-5Thoughts: I'm not sure how either Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-8115909803198222742010-12-14T17:23:00.003-06:002010-12-14T17:33:25.166-06:00(Sports Bottle's) God Hates the PackersBAD JUJUSo it sounds entirely possible that going into to their "home game" at TCF Bank Stadium against the Bears, the Viqueens will be starting not He Who Shall Not Be Named, not Traveiououeys Jackson, but Joe fucking Webb. Seriously, what did the Packers organization do to piss off (Sports Bottle's) God? Why does (Sports Bottle's) God love the Bears? Off the top of my head, this is at least Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-19696436606813707102010-12-13T19:18:00.004-06:002010-12-13T19:36:05.052-06:00Death of a Legend? Birth of a Leader?THAT ONE GUYESPN has run their 40 minute "He Who Shall Not Be Named is Dead" montage a minimum of 6 times now. Twice after he retired from the Pack, once after the Jets, once after the Vikings, once after he broke his foot in 13 places in the first Packer game, and once tonight after his suspension for sending cock pictures was handed down. They are good to do it at least two more times: once Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-28467619245508847802010-12-12T18:01:00.004-06:002010-12-12T18:22:07.304-06:00Rants and Panic: Piping HotFirst, thank you to the Sports Bottle for your mighty fine contribution.Second, thank you for fucking nothing Green Bay Packers.Was that the most frustrating loss ever? It was right up there. Especially since it was a conference game and we needed to win that shit. As long as we won against the G-Men and the Lions, the other two games didn't matter that much because we probably would have at Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-55131080110587474212010-12-12T12:15:00.004-06:002010-12-12T15:03:31.518-06:00Packer Stream of ConsciousnessIn honor of Juice's triumphant return, I offer this series of random thoughts.I join as the Packers have already coughed up the ball and Drew Stanton gave it right back. Why wouldn't the Lions just keep running the ball?Who did Jahvid Best piss off?Just to clarify, there were no Dodge Challenger SRTs during the Revolutionary War. There may have been Chargers, though.I do agree with Juice about The Sports Bottlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02582949578160693724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-30281845624397426922010-12-12T10:02:00.004-06:002010-12-12T10:25:09.057-06:00SNOW!!!!So I would place what has been happening outside since about 5pm last night in the top 5 most insane weather related events I have seen in my lifetime (probably an exaggeration, much like Jay Cutler is a top 5 QB because he has managed not to throw 5 picks in more than three games). It isn't the snow necessarily. While we are supposed to end up with about a foot, it does that at least once a yearJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-90740152378166043472010-12-11T12:29:00.005-06:002010-12-11T12:54:15.084-06:00Facebook Killed the Blog (Not Really) StarMy brother was right. One of the biggest reasons that posting has come to a total halt was my joining Facebook. It is a lot easier to bullshit to all of my friends through a series of two sentence status updates every few days, than it is to think of something long-winded and funny on this here deal. It doesn't help that the other memebers of this blog have long given up contributing anything,Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-44902836310626117262010-10-26T20:10:00.001-05:002010-10-26T20:13:13.483-05:00Road to the Get Together: Week 81)Auburn2)Alabama3)Michigan St.4)TCU5)Boise St6)LSU7)Oregon8)Utah9)Wisconsin10)Missouri11)Ohio St12)Oklahoma 13)Florida St.14)Jacksonville St.15)Stanford16)Nebraska17)Arizona18)Oklahoma St.19)Baylor20)Hawaii21)Nevada22)Virginia Tech23)Temple24)Arkansas25)South Carolina26)Miami27)Northern Illinois28)USC29)Iowa30)East Carolina*31)Troy*32)Pitt**=auto bid onlyJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-24946839264864371762010-10-20T18:24:00.001-05:002010-10-20T18:26:59.677-05:00Better Than The BCS: The Get Together Week 71)LSU2)Boise St3)Alabama4)Auburn5)TCU6)Michigan St.7)Oregon8)Oklahoma 9)Utah10)Oklahoma St.11)Wisconsin12)Ohio St13)Florida St.14)Missouri15)Nevada16)Jacksonville St.17)Stanford18)Iowa19)West Virginia20)Arizona21)USC22)Texas23)Kansas St.24)Northwestern25)Virginia Tech26)Hawaii27)Baylor28)Arkansas29)Miami30)Northern Illinois*31)East Carolina*32)Troy**In by virtue of conference championship Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-44124335062527466322010-10-11T19:33:00.001-05:002010-10-11T19:35:14.792-05:00Get Together Rankings Week 61)LSU2)Alabama3)Oregon4)Boise St5)TCU6)Auburn7)Michigan St.8)Ohio St9)Oklahoma 10)Nevada11)Utah12)Florida St.13)Jacksonville St.14)Nebraska15)Oklahoma St.16)Stanford17)Missouri18)Wisconsin19)Air Force20)Michigan21)Northwestern22)South Carolina23)Arkansas24)N.C. St.25)West Virginia26)USC27)Oregon St.28)Iowa29)Arizona30)Maryland31)Florida32)Virginia TechJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-44724372820463579892010-10-05T18:10:00.001-05:002010-10-05T18:13:41.611-05:00Week 5 Get Together Rankings1)Alabama2)Oklahoma 3)LSU4)Boise St5)Oregon6)TCU7)Ohio St8)Auburn9)Northwestern10)Michigan St.11)Michigan12)Nevada13)Utah14)Arizona15)Jacksonville St.16)Florida17)Stanford18)USC19)Nebraska20)Oklahoma St.21)Missouri22)Iowa23)Wisconsin24)Florida St.25)Air Force26)Baylor27)Temple28)Maryland29)Miami30)UCLA31)Kansas St.32)N.C. St.Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-67343787849975614882010-09-29T20:21:00.001-05:002010-09-29T20:24:03.791-05:00College Football Rankings after Week 41)Alabama2)LSU3)USC4)Boise St5)TCU6)Oklahoma 7)Auburn8)Utah9)Arizona10)Ohio St11)Oregon12)Florida13)Stanford14)N.C. St.15)Northwestern16)Nebraska17)Wisconsin18)Michigan19)Michigan St.20)Missouri21)Nevada22)Jacksonville St.23)Kansas St.24)Arkansas25)West Virginia26)Kentucky27)Oklahoma St.28)James Madison29)Texas30)South Carolina31)Air Force32)MarylandJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-82287470509694145902010-09-21T17:57:00.002-05:002010-09-21T18:02:18.377-05:00Football Rankings: For Realz1)LSU2)Alabama3)Texas4)Utah5)Arizona6)USC7)Boise St8)Ohio St9)TCU10)Nebraska11)Florida12)Oklahoma13)Wisconsin14)Arkansas15)Auburn16)West Virginia17)Michigan St.18)Northwestern19)Kentucky20)Oregon21)South Carolina22)Stanford23)Michigan24)Missouri25)Oklahoma St.26)N.C. St.27)Jacksonville St.28)Nevada29)Temple30)Texas A&M31)Kansas St.32)Fresno St.Here are the top 32 (top 32 teams make Juice's Dream Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-68159713871537234832010-08-29T10:26:00.002-05:002010-08-29T10:36:09.619-05:00It is what it isI haven't written much, because I've just lost the time and desire to do it. One thing that I will continue to slap up here is NCAA Top 25, all in advance of Juice's Dream NCAA D-I Football Get Together. Because that can't ever stop. Also, quickly here is my NFL previewNFC EASTCowboys, Redskins, Eagles, GiantsNFC WEST49ers, Seahawks, Cardinals, RamsNFC NORTHPackers, Vikings, Lions, BearsNFC Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-17602370392642315002010-08-16T18:23:00.002-05:002010-08-16T18:43:53.317-05:00By Popular DemandI've been requested to give a recap of the only thing more boring than people talking about their fantasy football teams, and/or previewing fantasy football games: someone else's fantasy football draft.But first, this quick aside. Madden '11. Vikings at Packers. 2nd quarter. He goes down with a torn PCL. Nice.FRIDAY NIGHT-Mark, my brother and I meet out at a bar for dinner. We eat, have a Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-19982192712510983942010-08-07T09:42:00.005-05:002010-08-07T10:04:02.995-05:00Family Night and Draft Countdown and Rambling Incoherentness6 glorious days until OJSFA draft weekend begins! I may do a full preview later, but here is a short one:-Drinking-Video Games-Lots and lots of fake (?) gayness-Extreme inappropriateness at all times-Questionable draft picks-More Drinking-HangoverI've been bad about posting anything on here, because quite frankly, there isn't anything going on. The Brewers make me physically ill (can't wait forJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-48821416749667212302010-07-31T10:39:00.005-05:002010-07-31T10:56:03.787-05:00Atari, Hart, Dez, Madden, ZombiesThree thoughts:First, what the fuck is Atari Bigby's problem? First, he screws around trying to get some kind of long term, lucrative deal from the Pack, because he is upset that he got screwed out of unrestricted free agency. He might have been rightfully pissed, but if his agent and his union had been doing their job, they could've avoided whatever surprise there was and tried to get Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-3754360562719513132010-07-27T19:32:00.002-05:002010-07-27T19:42:51.438-05:00Every Time I Think I'm Done....Two days pass and this dipshit gives another interview. Just look at some of these quotes:"I don't think I can let these guys down. I know football is a business, but more than anything, I felt like there was unfinished business. All of a sudden, "Oh man, as much as I don't want to go through that again, I almost feel as if I owe these guys something." And that is something, I admit, I have Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-55558040400651062762010-07-25T09:18:00.004-05:002010-07-25T09:28:33.091-05:00Weekend Musings-Happy 2006 every one! I officially became the last human being to join facebook yesterday. It really is an ingenious machine. What is great is that I've been on it for a day and I've already ignored two friend requests. And my mom made me here friend within 30 seconds of me signing up. Needless to say, it is going to be alot more G rated than this blog is. Hence the anonymous name. I was Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0